how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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