Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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