He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i believe in u and ur pee
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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