Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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