I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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