I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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