My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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