Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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