White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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