dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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