Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Damn victory sex feels great
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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