Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I enjoy the company of your penis
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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