there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It's official drugs can't kill me
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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