so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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