dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm just crazy horny about you
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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