so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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