I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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