Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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