If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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