We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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