people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
A+ Viking dick
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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