Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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