i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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