did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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