I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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