Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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