idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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