part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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