I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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