I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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