the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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