You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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