The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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