my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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