I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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