K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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