It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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