I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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