yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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