why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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