i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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