carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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