IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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