does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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