my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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