I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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