bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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