i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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