all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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