she was so not down for the gang bang
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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